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After the fall... [22 Nov 2003|08:00pm] [ mood | melancholy ] I settled back into my warm bed, pillows fluffed yet starched, and dreamt of Rohm. Summing up one's emotions in a single word is futile. Yet, strangely addictive. I ate, yet I was not hungry for food. I swam, yet I was already wet. I spoke, yet I had nothing to say. Will my search never end? 3 other Rohm sightings --> where is Rohm?

There was a tree... [19 Oct 2003|02:59pm] A very precise looking tree. Nothing out of the ordinary at all, until it fell in my path, and refused to budge. A few ales later, a couple of old jokes shared by slapping it playfully on the trunk, and still nothing. I'm beginning to think I'm losing my touch. 7 other Rohm sightings --> where is Rohm?

Quiet [07 Oct 2003|04:06pm] [ mood | gloomy ] Anyone for porridge? Actually, I was just about to start a food-fight when I realised there was no one in the house. And indeed, there hasn't been anyone since Rohm left. I am a lonely soul with no one to throw food at. 8 other Rohm sightings --> where is Rohm?

Pah [24 Sep 2003|06:08pm] [ mood | Horsed Off ] A horse that can talk? Preposterous. Not even a horse that is called Mr. Ed, saves young children from burning barns and has an affectionate liking for hay, roasted gently over oak and dripped in lard, shall convince me. 4 other Rohm sightings --> where is Rohm?

Ahoy thar me hearty! [20 Sep 2003|09:05pm] Arrr! Yesterday was international talk like a pirate day! I had a very merry day indeed. I sat all day enjoying the company of a very colourful, chirpy friend, while singing songs and telling tales, swigging a bottle of good rum, demanding that my crew scrub the decks and polish my peg-leg or I'd make them walk the plank. The day was quite disappointing, however, when I discovered that I had no actual crew or decks or peg-leg or plank... how did that damn bird get into my house? Polly want a cracker? where is Rohm?

Life Tip [08 Sep 2003|09:31pm] When consuming breakfast cereal, always make sure you pour the milk in before adding the sugar on top. Or cherries, whatever takes your fancy. Also, the milk should be direct from the udder. Nothing less is acceptable. 3 other Rohm sightings --> where is Rohm?

Memories [07 Sep 2003|07:53pm] [ music | Waltz Four ] It is with fond memories I recall my long companionship with a pet dog of mine, Buster. He was a wonderful, playful creature (almost as vivacious as Bubbles (I and II)(God rest his (their) soul(s))). This morning, as I was rustling through old photographs and negatives of our fond days together, of course I happened to stumble upon one of Buster and Rohm. I remember fondly that they used to dance, paw in hand, along to the grand waltzes I ordered especially for performance on my gramophone. Such pain yet such beauty it brought to my mind, I froze and was unable to close the album on the page. I fought back a tear, held my breath and shut my eyes, throwing the book across the room. This set off a bizarre chain of events, with the book somehow hitting the secret doorway switch and sending a vase flying straight towards my head. Ducking swiftly, the geranium-contained crockery shaped item smashed against the wall behind me. Smashing memories indeed. where is Rohm?

[29 Aug 2003|04:58pm] [ mood | curious ] Oh it's getting hot in here. Must be something in the atmosphere. Like liquid nitrogen. Although that may freeze you. 6 other Rohm sightings --> where is Rohm?

Drink drink drink [20 Aug 2003|12:10am] I am a competent liver. where is Rohm?

A haiku... [13 Aug 2003|10:13pm] to self stop calling putin ahoy what indeed can one do with a Puzzled is the only word to be described. Or to describe. 1 other Rohm sightings --> where is Rohm?

Mountain high, river low, fountain somewhere in the middle [13 Aug 2003|01:05pm] I wonder how immortal is immortal. Just the other day I was discussing this very topic with a group of young dictator proteges. Their opinion, being the young and sprightly things that they are, was that by the time they reached the age where they wanted to live forever (in a purely physical sense) that someone else would have discovered it and put it to use for the greater good. I interjected loudly, stating that obviously, once someone finds the fountain of youth, there will be another who finds the fountain of the elderly. Excuse me whilst I clean my hiking boots. where is Rohm?

And again [03 Aug 2003|12:49pm] Doctor 1: "Ya, you see, I told you we needed to replace his brain" Doctor 2: "Ah, it's only another few years. What can possibly go wrong?" I hope this isn't intruding on the marvellous work of bratwurst 1 other Rohm sightings --> where is Rohm?

Words to live by [31 Jul 2003|05:30pm] Who is the man behind the mask? Note to self: Stop calling Putin "Puty boy" 4 other Rohm sightings --> where is Rohm?

Ahoy! [25 Jul 2003|02:58pm] What indeed can one do with a drunken sailor? 1 other Rohm sightings --> where is Rohm?

Sausages [20 Jul 2003|05:27pm] When is a sausage not a sausage? When the sausage is not a Rohm sausage, then the sausage is not a sausage. 4 other Rohm sightings --> where is Rohm?

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